Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Paris Hilton; Popular, Presidential, and Proud

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Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

copyright © 2008 Betsy L. Angert. BeThink.org

This election season, perhaps, more so than any other, has produced a plethora of policy proposals. Frequently, a single candidate will show how well he [or she] can strut his [or her] stuff. Americans experience that each of the anointed nominees introduces an idea and then, they offer another that is in direct opposition to the original plan. It is beautiful to behold. The current presumptive challengers have demonstrated how well they dance.

Since Political Parties no longer craft platforms, Presidential hopefuls can truly swoon and croon. The songs aspirants sing sound so serene. The tangos are anything but timid. Democrat or Republican, these guys can do the twist and shout. Each can perform the Hustle like no disco dancer could. Barack Obama and John McCain trip over their feet; and the two, tip toe on the dance floor. The "old guy" and the "celebrity" are really able to maneuver . . . around issues. The "white-haired dude" and the "other guy" have preformed well, at least in comparison to each other.

However, neither holds a candle to the newest entrant to the Presidential election, Paris Hilton.

Paris is popular. All of America knows her. Miss Hilton is Presidential; her definitive words marvel and amaze a constituency exhausted with campaign fatigue. Paris Hilton is decisive. No pandering here. Paris does not pounce or punch. The socialite does not duck, or dodge. This lovely lady delivers policy without deviation! The energy plan Paris puts forth is direct. She states her design without hesitation.

Miss Hilton knows what she wants and how to get it. Paris does not pretend or offend. Pleasure is her preference. Paris Hilton is pleased to serve, and just as she says of herself, she is "hot!"

Paris Hilton is proud. She has a record of performance. America has faith; this girl can dance. For years, the public has seen her dip and dive delightfully. Paris Hilton does not falter or fall. Indeed, the fashion diva has grace and finesse.

The extraordinary Paris Hilton can also sing. America, she smiles. A voice that does not waiver or whine can soothe a country and bring a life so divine.

Paris Hilton is simply impressive. This woman is recognized by Corporate Chief Executive Officers worldwide as a "Business Genius!" Harvard University also offered her accolades. Miss Hilton was honored with the title "Woman of the Year," only moths ago.

Now, it is time for Miss Hilton to tantalize the electorate and saunter in a way she never has.

Paris, the path to the Oval Office is yours. America awaits and avows a desire; Paris for President!

Prepare the posters. Let the band play. Paris Hilton has arrived. Soon, she will be President . . .

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